Dive into the mind of Robert Reed and treat yourself to one of his “jokes”…
Just remember, if you don’t laugh, it’s your fault for not having a good sense of humour and it’s clearly not Rob’s fault because he’s absolutely fucking hilarious (and yes, Rob did write that last bit)…
#295 – An elderly lady collapsed in front of me, so I rang 999 straight away. When I got off the phone, she whispered into my ear “how long will the ambulance be?” I said “I don’t know, about 7 or 8 meters, but I’m only guessing”.